News Buffer Prints

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"They grow up so fast."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

If nobody had invented graphics

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

DUNVOTIN

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Rock and a Hard Place

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Newspaper suicide.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Medieval headlines.

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"