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"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Man Reading Laptop.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Fear of news.

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

Capital Tours

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'What I have to do first?!'

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'Hey!! What gives, there's nothing but a bunch of squiggly lines on this newspaper.'

Reporter #6: television.

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