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Violence in Mexico

"The weather guy called. He's gathering momentum, but there's a 60% chance he won't get here on time."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

British savings accounts

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Hate Platforms

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Support the Ex-Troops

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"They grow up so fast."

UK/US Free Trade Deal

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Flags

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Torturing the English Language

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"