Newborn Nurturers T-Shirts

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

Two Nurses and a Baby.

Labour ward scene: 'Do you not think it's a little soon to be leaving him with his gradparents?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

Population rocket

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."