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'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

A midwife holding a baby

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

The Cat Spa

Mother's Love

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Romulus and Remus

Egg Buggy

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Bottled or breast?"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Breastfeeding

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

"Support the head!"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

Leon Uris.

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

"For someone in the hospital, I'd recommend this arrangement -pleasant colors, a nice variety, and they all can be eaten for medicinal purposes."