Newborn Nerd T-Shirts

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

John Bunyan

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

WiFi Signals

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Addicted to reading

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

The IRS emptied my pouch.

Corporate Greed.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading