Newborn Enthusiast T-Shirts

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

"This usually lasts 6 to 8 weeks."

"Looks like it's someone's birthday...!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Photograph of the hospital's largest ever baby.

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Careers Counsellor

Baby Mums.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"They look so young and helpless."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward