Newborn Enthusiast Mugs

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

"This usually lasts 6 to 8 weeks."

"Looks like it's someone's birthday...!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Photograph of the hospital's largest ever baby.

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

Careers Counsellor

Baby Mums.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

"They look so young and helpless."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Uterus: One size fits all.