Newborn Diary Keeper Mugs

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Professional woman in pub

'Lost Diary'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"I had half a date last weekend."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

Thin and thick

Sponge Blog

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Gigolo Diary

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Sixty three percent of my life is on video."

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

Mystic's Diary

"I'm keeping a diary. If ever there is a court case I don't want to have to rely on my memory!"

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

The casual selfie

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

"Nothing much happened today"

'Your diary? How come you didn't just blog it way back then?'

"You don't keep an orgasm diary do you? My last girlfriend kept an orgasm diary."