Newborn Appreciator T-Shirts

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Baby on board 2020

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Who's a cutey?

A couple with a new baby

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"Gold ... Frankincense ... Myrrh ... why wouldn't wise men bring diapers?"

Baby Mums.

"Funny how they often look like little old men

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

'There it is, son. It's all yours. Now go and f**k it up!'

"Of course what else would it be?"

"Looks like it's someone's birthday...!"

'Look, I think she recognised you!'

Baby Advertising for Milk.

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Photograph of the hospital's largest ever baby.