Newbie Humor Fan Mugs

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Here and There Trays

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'