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"It looks like arthritis of the middle finger, from overuse. Are you from New York?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Pigeon Little

'He's maturing early.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Belief and Trust.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Blok drives by New York City.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"You idiots … we lost!"

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

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