New Yorker Spirit Prints

"It looks like arthritis of the middle finger, from overuse. Are you from New York?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Pigeon Little

'He's maturing early.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Blok drives by New York City.

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

"You idiots … we lost!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Cheerleaders