New Yorker T-Shirts

Almost Everything Bagel

Pigeon Little

"Don't look now, but those onion bagels are following us again."

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

New York is Memoir Country

Hurricane Hits New York

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Moving in

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Blok drives by New York City.

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Business News.

Corporate Greed.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Pickle

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Comcast Takeover

'That damn racial scandal.'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

You're my Statue of Liberty

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

"This is not good at all!"

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

What?