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Garrison Tequila

Pigeon Little

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Man reading in lamp

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Almost Everything Bagel

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Yankee Stadium.

'They say blondes have more fun.'

Satyric Press

"The network's infotainment division thinks you should open with a song."

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

'I got a video broadcasting degree with a minor in news reading and a major in perky.'

'ANCHOR doesn't mean you drag the whole network!'

A Day at the Comics Bar

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Hurricane Hits New York

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

Stoop Fan

New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

Lorem Ipsum

"Cirque du staten Island!"

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.