New Yorker Reader Pillows

Garrison Tequila

'This would make a really funny New Yorker cartoon.'

'I may not have the skills or education for this position, but I do understand the cartoons in the The New Yorker.'

Pigeon Little

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Nothing's happened today-read it dead slowly.'

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Man reading in lamp

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Almost Everything Bagel

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Yankee Stadium.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Fiona Bruce

Satyric Press

'They say blondes have more fun.'

"The network's infotainment division thinks you should open with a song."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

A Day at the Comics Bar

"This is Ritz Rose, substituting for the vastly over rated Ed Yomp..."

The New Yorker Cartoon Appreciation Society

'ANCHOR doesn't mean you drag the whole network!'

Hurricane Hits New York

'I got a video broadcasting degree with a minor in news reading and a major in perky.'

'For the last time...TURN THAT LIGHT OFF AND GO TO SLEEP!'

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

Stoop Fan

Dressing for the Manhattan Climate

New to New York, Mr Golez often felt he was living in a garbage can.

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.