New Yorker Enthusiast Pillows

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Pigeon Little

"We won!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

Almost Everything Bagel

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

On the Town.

The Chrysler Buildinger

Tourists in New York – where are they from?

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

New York Cab

"Security thinks he's just hungry and looking for the Big Apple."

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Libredty

Welcome to the West Side