New York History Fan Gifts

New York Corruption - Voucher's 'Stolen' from Connolly's office is 'Too Thin' an Excuse

"We won!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Before the Internet

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Saint Patrick

The Race to Ukraine

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Horace Mann

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

William Shakespeare

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

James K Polk

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."