New York History Fan Gifts

New York Corruption - Voucher's 'Stolen' from Connolly's office is 'Too Thin' an Excuse

"We won!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Before the Internet

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Maypole

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Saint Patrick

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

William Shakespeare

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Race to Ukraine

Horace Mann

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Is it organic?'

"No taxation without representation!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

James K Polk

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...