New Year's Gathering Prints

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

Bubbly

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Party time.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

'Toast'

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"God help us, it's that guy."

After party at the spill club.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

New Year 2020

Happy New Ear!

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"