New Year Gathering Prints

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

Bubbly

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Party time.

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Toast'

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

After party at the spill club.

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

New Year 2020

Happy New Ear!

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."