New Year's Gathering Mugs

"Looks like it's going to be an interesting new year."

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

Bubbly

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Party time.

Paul goes home for the holidays

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Toast'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Hey, Pal, hope you don't mind - we're running a little low over here.'

After party at the spill club.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby

New Year 2020

Happy New Ear!

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."