New Year Partygoers Pillows

'My New Year's resolution is to stop playing around on my wife.. so we'll have to quit this at midnight.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

All dressed up and no place to go

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

A man looks up at the earth

Scottish party

A Woman Holding Canapes

Champagne

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Make your resolutions achievable.