New Year Anticipator Pillows

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Happy New Ear!

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Happy New Year!'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

2017 glass half full

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

Are we nearly there yet?

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

Who am I kidding?

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Next years calendar.

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

Waiting for 2018

God next to earth 'Sensational offer, last days'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

The Ten Resolutions

Gym Resolutions

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

Omicron Ruins the 2022 Party

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Mouse Cracker

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

'Happy new year'

New Year Resolutions 1) Dance as if no one is watching, 2) Sing is like no one's listening, 3) Love like you'll never get hurt, 4) Live like it's heaven on earth, 6) Lose weight!