New Year Anticipator Pillows

'I don't like the way this year is starting out'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Happy New Ear!

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'Happy New Year!'

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

2017 glass half full

Are we nearly there yet?

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Who am I kidding?

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."

Next years calendar.

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

God next to earth 'Sensational offer, last days'

"Don't worry, sir - we've got all possible entrances covered!"

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

Waiting for 2018

The Ten Resolutions

Gym Resolutions

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

"If I were you, I'd put a new hairstyle way way down your list of New Year's Resolutions."

Mouse Cracker

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

Omicron Ruins the 2022 Party

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

'Happy new year'