New Year Dreamer Pillows

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I think next year things will really be different."

Next years calendar.

New Year Resolutions 1) Dance as if no one is watching, 2) Sing is like no one's listening, 3) Love like you'll never get hurt, 4) Live like it's heaven on earth, 6) Lose weight!

'Remember our former product, 'The Resolution', that people only used on January 2nd of each year?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Schrodinger's Black Box

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

How to fight a vampire snowman

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'