New Toy Prints

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'That was fun!'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Cat Nip.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Foster failure

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

The Rubber Ball Company

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Jr. cloning kit

A man and his dog

Playdough's The Republic

"River well stocked this year."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."