New Tattoo Celebration Gifts

"Why is everyone scared of me just because I have a little bunny tattoo..."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Punk Reindeer

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Born to raise interest rates.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Balloon tattoos

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Quick Spring Fling

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

Adam Levine

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

Devil tattoo.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Burlyesque

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

The Coffee Tattoo

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

Auld Gang Sign

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."