New Skill Acquisition Pillows

'Don't worry, we start off very gradually...'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Do you have any other skills?

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Time to try something new.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

We learn by doing

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Fishing Contest

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

My First Boat

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

You are more than your job description.

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'