Learning New Skills Pillows

My First Boat

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

'Hold it. I see your problem.'

yes it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Skis with stabilisers.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Beginners Dance Class Tonight

Fishing Learner

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Ventriloquism for beginners.

And why are you enrolling in an accounting course? Well, one day...I hope to get a loophole named after me.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

"O.K., Mr. Spinelli, you're up. Now bank her to the right, and I'll talk you back in for a nice smooth landing."

'First time using a baitcaster?'

Old dogs resented the senior cats ability to 'turn their hand to new things'.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Try letting go a little sooner next time.'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Ice rink"

Learn-to-dance pants.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"