New Security Role Gifts

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Leadership suits you

High security Santa's grotto

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

'The ultimate sign of success is when no one puts you on hold.'

"I see you've security marked your property."

Office meeting

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

The role of administration.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

Surprised chicken: 'I know. I can't believe it either.'

The little engine that could delegate.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

AI Safety Officer

"Beware of Don"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"