New Romance Pillows

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

Hedgehog/Punk Romance

A Discreet Hint.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Let's fall in love!

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'They are interested! See them looking at our reflections in that shop window?'

"So you don't know who Carolina is?"

The first kiss.

'I don't know what they see in her. . . I think I'll take a closer look.'

'Can I buy you a drink? (Terms and conditions apply)'

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

"I really like smart women."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Musician

The Poet

Shepherd and eurydice

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Life is for the birds.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love