New Relationship Exploration Gifts

Colin had yet to get the hand of internet dating.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Love at First Sight

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Romance

Speed Dating for Turtles

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Mr. Right!"

I only have eyes for you

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Relationship Warning Lights

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Love linked

"Let's fall in love and live in the subjunctive."

"She's just being Koi."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."