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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

The No No No's

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Were we expecting a baby?"