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'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

The No No No's

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Baby Hairstyles.

"Were we expecting a baby?"