New Parenthood Prints

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

"They grow up too fast."

"How is it gendered?"

Jennifer was never particularly comfortable breast feeding in public so she would often ask Cameron to create a diversion.

"I think we need to spend more time with the children...how many have we got?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

How to grow up.

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Gimme like whattayacallit...'

Wonder Woman!

I had this wonderful dream that I slept... but then I woke up.

'Children grow up so fast nowdays, The baby just text-messaged me for a fresh bottle of milk'

"Black and a girl? You are freaking kidding me!"

"Please, don't hurt me—I have a wife, and I'm gradually becoming O.K. with the possibility of having children!"

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

"By our estimates, it's going to take two villages to raise Joey."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

"According to this, everything we've done up to now is right."

'Don't worry about a thing. My Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'My, your children are well-behaved!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

'I'm worried he might be dyslexic!'

"Which one generates the most synapses?"

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"Shouldn't Willis be in the bed and his imaginary monster under it?"

Bottle Time