New Orleans Pillows

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Mardi Gras

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Whoa

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Mother Nature

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

A DIY disaster.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Beginning Yarder.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council