New Orleans Lover Pillows

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Wifi in Hell

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Choose, Fenster

"The bagels are better in New York."

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Herb's from Texas."

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Lord Byron

The Lemmings of Montauk

Barry Unsworth

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

London map drawn from memory.

Musicians

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"Yin and Yankee fan"