New Kitten Prints

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Cat Nip.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Foster failure

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A man and his dog

Happy.

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Family with pets.

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).