New Job In Automotive Prints

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Electric car

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Stimulus bust

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Businessman tramples 'sound doctrine'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.