New Job In Automotive Pillows

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Volkswagen Scandal

Electric car

General Motors.

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

Stimulus bust

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Businessman tramples 'sound doctrine'

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

Volkswagen with skull face

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"