Automobile Industry Worker Prints

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

General Motors.

Electric car

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Bailout for General Motors.

'For Pete's sake, Edward - You're a PINE BEETLE. It's a little late to go into the automotive trade now!...'

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

'More people will buy our cars if we become a carbon neutral company.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"Hey, this says 'Made in Japan.'"

Volkswagen with skull face

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

Uber Out of Luck