New Home In The City Gifts

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

'Nice to see some colour in the city.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

LAY ZEE FUK

Lady of the Cake.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Gardener

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Allotment

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"And this is our media room."

Rose Garden

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Beach Barbecue

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Get... a-nother room!"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'