New Home In Space T-Shirts

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Save Our Universe

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Space Cat

"No wonder it was so affordable."

Vacation on the Moon.

Moonbillies.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"It's a recurring nightmare: here I am, readying myself for a mighty roar and this librarian is staring at me..."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

At home with the Borgs...

I told you in the capsule, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Space Trash

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"He says we're too late - Elvis is dead!"

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

Uneven room.

Spaceman using a toilet in space

Laundry hangs on a clothesline between the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle.

Astronaut steps in dog poop.

"Start the countdown."

Nowadays when we say 'front yard,' we mean it literally.

"Please use a silencer in the library, sir."