New Home For Pets Prints

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog Dreams

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Cat Nip.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Foster failure

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A man and his dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Happy.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Family with pets.