Moving Into A New Home With Pets Prints

"Please, Dear, don't put the cat out anymore!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Doing the borders.

Dog Dreams

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus