New Gadget Owner Prints

"Your mission number one, should you choose to take it, is to seek and destroy the new laptop"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"It's the new self-driving model."

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Automatic swing machine

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."