New Fatherhood Mugs

"Dad's Support Group"

"What a coincidence! I'm a new dad too!"

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"So I suffered sympathetic labour pains for nothing!"

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

'Doesn't give us much to look forward to, does it?'

Father's Day! Celebrate the union between a man and woman!

Cowboy Baby.

"Sergio, you are the best father in the world. Except, you know, when you're not."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Ahhh...'

baby sweetcorn...

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Baby Walker

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Interior design trends for parents....

"She's been so creative lately."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'