Becoming A New Dad Mugs

New dad.

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Okay, I'll change your diaper, but you better not tell any of my patients."

A man hangs a baby from a hat rack.

I love Dada

"Fore!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'What's play?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

Doughboy Dad

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Food deliverer's baby.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"That's mine!"

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Dad Trophies

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."