New Diet Adventure Mugs

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Garlic Free Zone.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

''Exercise'? -- But I hate to eat and run!'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

Odd Spas

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'You need a heart transplant, maybe two.'

'Hundreds of years of medical progress, and all you can tell me to do is eat less?'

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Tell me again how well your low sodium diet is going."

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'What we have here is a hostage situation - There's a thin person inside you screaming to get out.'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."