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"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Empty box of ideas

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Bright Idea

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Better times ahead.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Musician

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Mad For It

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Springtime rabbits.

Bookworm Romance

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"