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"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Empty box of ideas

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Bright Idea

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Better times ahead.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

So You've Cloned Yourself

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

Musician

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Mad For It

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Bookworm Romance

Happy Days are here again