New Business Venture In Agriculture Mugs

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

Money Plant.

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'Where's my glove?'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The stuff of Legend.

"He's a quick learner."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

'Fishing is Ben's life.'