New Beginnings Enthusiasts Prints

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

The Inner Dog.

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Happy Days are here again

Springtime rabbits.

The New Age Dentist.

Janus 2021

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."