New Beginnings Appreciator Prints

'There it is, son. It's all yours. Now go and f**k it up!'

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

So You've Cloned Yourself

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Baby on board 2020

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

"This little piggy goes to the market. . ."

Janus 2021

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Off to a bad start.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

At the Brew-haha Comedy Club

Happy Days are here again

Springtime rabbits.

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Houdini re-incarnated.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

Do-over

"Our cautions to the wind dear?.. I said let's throw our CAUTIONS to the wind."

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'